Limp Richard
Limp Richard is a short, squat Mole Man with glasses who owns a small general store called Limp Richard's Sundries.
Limp Richard looks like a mole given the shape of a man, and the game lists him as a level 36 non-combatant. He passes the time reading, whether in the open doorway of his shop or leaning on its counter.
His shop shares a small, round room with a saferoom and a guild for maces and other bashing weapons. It stocks a wide range of goods, though little of it stands out. Among them is a large, padded mallet listed at 250 gold, and in a dusty corner sits a machine the size of a microwave for making batteries, priced at 75,000 gold.
The game's note on his kind complains that mole men and mole women call themselves simply men and women, and it mocks them as nerds who spend most of their waking hours reading.
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